Life, Death and James Tiberius Kirk
Thank you all for the hugs. Yesterday's conversation with Dad upset me far more than I would ever have expected. I suspect that a large part of that was the news on the WD that one of our former members died suddenly a few days ago. The two combined made me overly aware of how unexpected life and death can be.
In other news, apparently my sub-conscious has decided that I was William Shatner's second wife. Last night I dreamed I was telling a friend about watching the current millionaire draw commercial Shatner is doing, and I was laughing that I had entirely forgot that I used to be married to him. My sub-conscious was also quite definite that I was married to him when he was still cute. Whew!
Anyway, the above proves decisively that my ultimate tee-shirt should read "I married William Fucking Shatner".
In other news, apparently my sub-conscious has decided that I was William Shatner's second wife. Last night I dreamed I was telling a friend about watching the current millionaire draw commercial Shatner is doing, and I was laughing that I had entirely forgot that I used to be married to him. My sub-conscious was also quite definite that I was married to him when he was still cute. Whew!
Anyway, the above proves decisively that my ultimate tee-shirt should read "I married William Fucking Shatner".
posted by allison | 5:56 PM
5 Comments:
Dude, William Fucking Shatner was at the party I went to on Friday. If I'd known, I would have said "Hey" for you! As it is, I just giggled because he was wearing a suit and jealously guarding his plate of food from the catered buffet. AND BECAUSE HE'S WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER.
Well, damn. Next time you see William Fucking Shatner be sure to tell him Wife Number Two said "Hey". And it's a good thing he was guarding his plate so jealously because without it he just might melt away into nothing!! Then there would be NO MORE WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER!!
Hey Al,
Remember that time David and I taped little pieces of paper on your headboard that said on one side "Allison" and the other said "Captain Kirk"? We thought that was sooooo funny.....but you didn't! (Which, of course, made it even funnier!)
hee hee
Sally
Hmmm, I recently had a dream where I was previously married to Meatloaf. Same thing, he was wandering by and I was like "oh yeah, we used to be married."
Word.
Hee!
Hmmm. We seem to have a thing for the, shall we say, larger speciman of male.
Hee.
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